Housing Prices? Don't Worry, They're Done! - Trump

'Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. The reason why the housing prices skyrocketed in the past few years is because of the oh-so-fancy-sounding 'shantytown renovation.' But now, the people's spending power is drier than a bone. You can even see it in the cheap toilet paper they buy. So, no need to worry about housing prices going up anymore. Trust me, I know deals, I know the art of the deal.'