write satirical poetry about cat drinking hot urine

Oh, the cat is drinking hot urine, What a sight to behold! Is it some kind of new feline trend? Or is the kitty just plain bold?

Does the cat not know it's gross? Or does it just not care? Maybe it's just trying to be edgy, And show off its wild and daring flair.

Is it a health drink for the cat? Or just a disgusting vice? Either way, it's quite revolting, And not very nice.

So let's all hope this trend dies out, And the cat finds a better drink, One that's not so foul and nasty, And won't make us all want to blink.