write satirical poetry about us senator drinking wine during work

Oh, the Senate floor is such a bore, But fear not, for there's a cure! Just take a sip of that fine wine, And suddenly it's all just fine.

Who cares about the bills at hand, When there's a glass of grape in hand? Let's raise a toast to all our friends, And hope this meeting never ends.

The country's problems can wait, There's no need to debate and hate. Let's sit back and take a break, And watch as our country's fate is at stake.

While other nations work so hard, Our senators drink and play the card. They sip and joke and laugh out loud, While our problems pile up like a cloud.

So cheers to you, dear senators, For showing us your true colors. As you drink your wine and have your fun, We'll just sit back and watch as you run.

For when the country falls apart, And we're left with nothing but a broken heart, We'll remember this moment in time, When our senators chose wine over the grind.