write satirical poetry about us senator drinking beer

In Washington, D.C., where the suits all roam, There's a senator known to love his foam. He drinks his beer with great delight, And never seems to leave his sight.

The lobbyists come and go, But this senator just wants to show, That he's a man of the people, Who loves his beer and isn't feeble.

He'll sit in his office all day, And drink his beer in every way. He'll vote on bills and laws, While sipping on his brews and claws.

His colleagues may frown and sneer, But this senator has no fear. He'll drink his beer and be merry, While others judge him oh so wary.

So here's to you, senator of beer, May your foam continue to bring you cheer. And as you sip and toast and clink, May you always remember to think.