write satirical poetry about us senator drinking hot urine

Oh, the news is all a-buzz, About a Senator's latest buzz, He's been caught, it's quite absurd, Drinking hot urine, or so we've heard.

Now, we all know politicians lie, But this one takes the cake, oh my! To drink such a thing, it's quite a feat, But to do it hot, that's just plain heat.

What was he thinking, we must ask, Did he need a new, bizarre task? Maybe he was just feeling frisky, Or perhaps he's just plain risky.

Whatever the reason, it's quite clear, This Senator's got nothing to fear, He'll just deny and lie his way, Out of this hot urine display.

So let's all raise a glass, or two, To this Senator, oh so true, Who's shown us what it means to be, A true leader, with dignity.