write satirical poetry about boiling urine

There once was a man who was quite strange He thought boiling urine was quite a change He said it was good for his skin But the smell made everyone run and spin

He'd boil it up in a big old pot And drink it down, no matter what He claimed it was a healing potion But to the rest of us, it just caused commotion

The stench was enough to make you gag And the sight of it made our stomachs sag We tried to tell him it was insane But he just laughed and said it eased his pain

He even tried to sell it to the town But no one would buy it, not even a clown So he kept on boiling his urine with pride While the rest of us just stepped aside

In the end, he realized his mistake And stopped drinking his urine for health's sake But the memory of his boiling brew Will forever haunt us, that's for sure!