write satirical poetry about edward kenway

Oh, Edward Kenway, pirate of renown, A man of adventure, always on the go, With a cutlass in hand, and a rum-sodden frown, He sailed the seas, seeking fortune and foe.

He plundered and pillaged, with ruthless intent, His crew was a rabble, no doubt of that, They drank and they fought, without any relent, While Kenway sat back, in his captain's hat.

He chased after treasure, with single-minded greed, His thirst for gold, never could be sated, He cared not for honor, or any noble deed, Only for riches, was he ever fated.

He wooed and he won, many a lady fair, His charm and his wit, were known far and wide, But never did he stay, for more than a night's affair, His heart, like his ship, was always on the tide.

Oh, Edward Kenway, a pirate's life for thee, Aye, the seas were your mistress, and your love, But in the end, what did it truly bring thee? Eternal damnation, or a place up above?