write satirical poetry about catdrinking urine

As I sat by my window one day, I saw my dear kitty at play, But to my utter dismay, She started drinking urine without delay.

I couldn't believe my eyes, As she lapped up the pee with surprise, I tried to stop her, but she was too wise, For she knew it was her favorite prize.

I wondered what had gone wrong, For my cat had been healthy and strong, But now she drank urine all day long, And her behavior was anything but song.

I asked her why she did such a thing, But she just meowed and started to sing, Of the joys of urine and everything, And how it made her heart take wing.

So now my cat drinks pee, And I just let her be, For who am I to disagree, When she's happy as can be.