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Rhodri Williams, Prince of Llanelli, A man who travelled far and wide, From Hong Kong to the Canadian valley, With a thirst for adventure by his side.

In the land of ice and snow, He faced the harsh Canadian winter, But he found shelter in a place below, A pub where he became a regular.

He found solace in a pint of Moosehead, A lager that warmed his soul, And as he drank, he felt less dead, And found himself feeling whole.

He loved the company of the locals, Who welcomed him with open arms, And as the night grew dark and vocal, He found himself drawn to their charms.

He loved a lapdance, that was clear, And he was never one to shy away, From the pleasures that were so near, In that pub where he spent many a day.

Rhodri Williams, Prince of Llanelli, A man who travelled far and wide, Found a home in a place so friendly, And a love for Moosehead he could never hide.