Tiny Woman Defends Herself After Being Mistaken for a Child

TikTok Video Script: Tiny Woman Defends Herself After Being Mistaken for a Child (Revised)

[Scene: The protagonist, a tiny 4-foot-7 adult woman, is jogging in her neighborhood while wearing a pink Hello Kitty hoodie.]

Protagonist: So, today I decided to go on a jog since the rain finally stopped. But guess what? I got mistaken for a child again!

[Scene: The protagonist is jogging on the sidewalk towards town.]

Protagonist: As I jogged out of my neighborhood and entered the sidewalk, suddenly this big burly guy starts yelling at me. He was approaching me, questioning why I was out in the middle of a field and insisting that I come with him.

[Scene: The protagonist refuses to go with the strange man.]

Protagonist: I refuse to go along with any large strange man I don't know. I mean, imagine a grown man trying to grab a child! It's just plain weird, right?

[Scene: The protagonist defends herself by pepper spraying and kicking the man.]

Protagonist: Hell no! As an adult, I couldn't let him grab me like that. So, I pepper sprayed him, emptied the whole can on him, and then gave him a good bunch of kicks. And yes, I may have called him a few choice words too!

[Scene: The protagonist realizes her mistake as more people gather.]

Protagonist: It was at this point that I noticed more people coming down the hill to see what was happening. And then it hit me... I had jogged into the field across the street from the local middle school. And the guy I just beat up? He was wearing a...

[Scene: To be continued...]

To be continued...