Remembering Wu Dalang: A 900-Year-Old Love Story Gone Wrong

We're here today to remember a man named Wu Dalang who died 900 years ago. Now, I know what you're thinking, why am I talking about this guy now? Well, let me tell you, his story is a classic case of family drama, love, and the law. It's kind of like that one messy reality show you can't stop watching, you know?

Wu Dalang came from a poor family, so poor that they didn't even have a cat, not to mention a mouse. He was a good man, always kind and compassionate. He was a good husband at home and a good man outside. Think of him like the Boy Scout of his time, only a bit shorter.

But unfortunately, he had some bad luck in love. You know the saying, 'a hero without a good wife'? Well, Wu Dalang was that hero. He had a rough time in his love life, let's just say he looked like a mosaic. He had to eat lobster shells from his neighbor's trash cans just to survive. Talk about a tough break! But he didn't let that stop him. He started a business and was doing well until a guy named Ximen Qing came along. Ximen Qing was a bad guy, always trying to steal Wu Dalang's wife, sending her messages day and night. Eventually, Wu Dalang's wife became a bad woman and they both ended up on a dark path.

And that's how a successful business empire came crashing down. Like a domino effect, everything just crumbled. This story is a warning to all of us. We need to be careful in our love lives and our families. We need to make sure we don't end up like Wu Dalang. So, let's all take a moment to remember him and think about how we can avoid his fate. And maybe, just maybe, we can all learn a lesson or two about love, loyalty, and the importance of not eating lobster shells from the trash.