Stephen Hawking's Biggest Mystery: Women, Not Black Holes

So, there was this guy, Stephen Hawking, right? He had these big questions. He goes to his teacher and says, 'Hey teach, I wanna know two things. First off, what's in a black hole?' And the teacher was like, 'Uh, that's a tough one kid. Might take you a while to figure it out, and even then, who knows if you'll be right. You got any other dreams?' And Hawking was like, 'Yeah, I wanna know what a woman is.' And the teacher was like, 'Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy. Stick to the first question. You'll be a great astronomer, but that second one? Forget about it. You could study your whole life and still not know.' And so, Hawking became this big shot physicist. Guess some things are just easier to understand than others, right? 😂