Hilarious Revenge: Wife's Clever Response to Husband's Divorce Demand

In a powerful new Mercedes, a married couple is driving along a highway at 60 miles per hour, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her. From the tone of his voice and the expression on his face, it's obvious he's enjoying this moment. He says, 'Honey, I've got a surprise for you. I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, but slowly increases the speed to 70 mph. He then says, 'I don't want you to try to talk me out of it because I don't love you anymore.' Again the wife stays quiet, but speeds up as her rage increases. 'I want the house,' he insists, pressing his luck. The wife speeds up to 80 mph. He says, 'I want the car, too,' but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to 90 mph. 'All right,' the man says, 'I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.' The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife says, 'No, I've got everything I need.' 'Oh, really,' he says, 'So what have you got?' Seconds before they slam into the bridge at a speed of 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, 'The airbag.'