You're Watching This Video Because It Was Destined! (And Other Mind-Blowing Truths)

Listen folks, you're watching this video, and guess what? It was predetermined 13.7 billion years ago. No, I'm not kidding. Think about it. You roll a dice. Seems random, right? But if you knew the exact speed you threw it, where it started, and how the air moved around it, you could calculate the outcome. That's how the universe works. If we know the exact state of the universe at a certain moment, we can use science to calculate the next moment, and the next, and the next. It's like a giant domino effect, folks. The present is determined by the past, all the way back to the Big Bang. That means everything that's ever happened, and everything that ever will happen, was set in motion 13.7 billion years ago. That's your life, your love life, your death, everything! And don't think this video is any different. The number of views, the likes, all predetermined! It's called determinism, folks. You're probably thinking, 'Well, that's a bummer.' But think about it. It means your love life is destined, you're meant to be with your sweetheart. 'We were destined to be together, baby.' But hey, if everything is predetermined, is there even a point to anything? Don't let it get you down, folks, just keep on truckin'!