China's Two Sessions: A Circus of 'Delegates' and 'Servers'?

Hey folks, you won't believe the numbers coming out of China's Two Sessions. We're talking about 3,000 delegates, 3,000 journalists, 800,000 security personnel, and just 30,000 servers. That's right, on average, 286 people are waiting on each delegate, just to clap, eat, and sleep.

But here's the kicker, folks. 57% of these delegates have dual citizenship, and their second homes are in countries that promote freedom and democracy. Can you believe it? We're letting these 'outsiders' with Western ideas help shape China's future. I mean, what are they thinking?

It's like asking a vegan to plan a barbecue, or a cat to guard a fish tank. It just doesn't make sense, folks. But hey, maybe it's just me. Maybe we should let these 'outsiders' decide our fate. After all, it's not like we have our own ideas or anything, right?

I don't know about you folks, but I think the Chinese people deserve better than this. We need leaders who truly represent us and our values, not those who are influenced by foreign powers. Let's make China great again, shall we?