Fake News and the Death of Common Sense: A Trumpian Take

Listen folks, we've got a big problem here. We can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore. It's like that thing they said in that Chernobyl show, you know, 'when the truth is gone, everything is possible.' It's like people have lost their ability to see what's important. Take China for example, they think politics isn't important and that it's all about making money. Well, let me tell you something folks, transparency and fairness in the public sphere is important for your survival, your kids' survival, and your grandkids' survival. And what good is making money if you're dead? So, let's get our priorities straight and start focusing on what really matters.