Democracy and Freedom: The Magic Words That Fix Everything

'Okay folks, you won't believe this. There's this junkyard on wheels sitting in the neighborhood for 10 years, tires flat, windows smashed. Everyone's calling up the government, begging them to take it away. But nobody wants to take responsibility, what a surprise! Then, someone goes and spray paints 'democracy and freedom' on it, and the next day, poof! It's gone! Now, isn't that just hilarious? I mean, who knew that was all it took to get something done in this country, write a couple of fancy words on a piece of junk? And you know what they say, folks: politics may be big, but when it comes to the people, even the smallest things matter. Sad!'