God, Ants, and the Hierarchy of the Universe: A Trump-Style Take

Okay folks, let me tell you something about this whole God thing. You know what those atheists always say? 'If there's a God, then show us, we've never seen him before.' Well, let me tell you something, the universe is like a big hierarchy. It's like your boss, your boss's boss, and so on. And let me tell you, God is way higher up than us. We're like tiny little cells in his creation, not even important enough to be called a cell. So, when you pray and don't get a response, it's probably because your signal is too weak, you're too low on the totem pole. But sometimes, God does give you a sign, like when you're walking down the street and you see a bunch of ants, and you avoid stepping on them. Or when you blow on them and they go flying. That's God looking out for you, folks. So, don't go thinking that having faith in God is some kind of woo-woo, hippie-dippie thing. It's just plain old common sense!