Why the West Is 'Winning' (and It's Not Even Close)

'Why is the West so much more advanced than the East? Well, it's simple. In the West, we have these things called 'left' and 'right.' They're like two teams, constantly arguing, but they're both in the same league. They each get their own space to play, so they can come up with all sorts of cool ideas and build fancy machines. But in the East? They have 'top' and 'bottom.' Imagine a game where one team is stuck in the mud, trying to climb over each other, while the other team sits on a mountain, just yelling orders. They might be in charge, but are they really free? They're too busy controlling everyone else. And the only thing they develop is the art of telling people what to do.'