They Call Me a 'Criminal' for Writing, But It's Not My Fault if History Repeats Itself

'Writing travelogues? They say I leaked national secrets. Writing history? They call it a thinly veiled attack on the present. Annotating a classic military book? Looks like I'm trying to start a revolution. I try to write about mythical beasts? Suddenly, I'm the biggest believer in magic. And now, if I rewrite a biography, they'll say it's a fake news conspiracy! The person I wrote about will probably end up in jail with me for 'crimes' against the government. Honestly, it's like every time I pick up a pen, I'm just asking for trouble. But hey, at least I'm not alone in my 'criminality', right? Maybe we can start a club, a 'Writers Against the World' group. We could have meetings, but of course, they'd probably call it 'plotting a rebellion.' The irony, folks, it's just too much to handle.