Stephen Hawking Warned Us About Aliens, But China Just Answered Them! (And They Asked About Our Real Estate?!)

'So, folks, let me tell you a little story about Stephen Hawking. He warned us about aliens, right? But before he passed away, he also warned China about aliens. And what did China do? They went and answered the aliens! Can you believe it? They said it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but look where it got us. Now we're getting bombarded with all these strange signals from outer space. And you know what the message was? 'Hey, what's the real estate like over there?' I mean, come on! We've got bigger problems to worry about than aliens asking about our property values.'