Stephen Hawking's Warning to China: A Real Estate Disaster

So, you guys heard about Stephen Hawking warning us not to contact aliens, right? Well, before he passed away, he even warned China not to answer a suspicious signal from outer space received by their radio telescope. But, what did China do? They just couldn't resist the temptation of talking to aliens! They replied with all sorts of information about Earth, like our planet's history, life, and everything in just 17.5KB. And what happened next? Oh, just a massive influx of alien signals bombarding us from the same direction as China's reply. Great job, China! Now we're all in a state of emergency, trying to decode these messages and preparing for the worst. But, guess what the aliens asked? They wanted to know about our real estate prices! Can you believe it? After all this chaos, they just wanted to know how much it costs to live on Earth. I mean, seriously, aliens? Get your priorities straight!