America's Got Talent? Nope, Just Unemployment! | The New 'Up The Hill, Down To The Farm' Movement

My fellow Americans, let me tell you something. When a country has a huge industrial capacity, but loses its demand, it's like a big guy with no one to spot him at the gym. He's just standing there, flexing his muscles, and nobody cares. And you know what happens? Unemployment. Unemployment everywhere. And that's bad news for the cities, folks.

Now, these companies that shut down, they lose their exports. And when you lose your exports, you lose your ability to import energy and food. And when you don't have energy and food, you're like a bear in the woods with no honey. You're hungry and angry, and that's not a good combination. So, what do we do? We gotta be self-sufficient, people. We gotta get those unemployed folks out of the cities and into the countryside.

We need to turn them into farmers and energy explorers. It's like a big game of SimCity, but in real life. We need to send them up the hills and down to the valleys, and make them sweat for their food and fuel. That's the new reality, folks. We need to go back to the basics. It's like a retro trend, but with more dirt and sweat. That's what we call 'Up the Hill, Down to the Farm'. And it's gonna be huge. Trust me.