Housing Market? Let's Talk Toilet Paper!

Listen folks, let me tell you something. The reason why the housing market has been going up and up is because of these fancy-schmancy upgrades to the slums. But now, the average Joe can't afford to spend a dime on basic necessities. I mean, have you seen the prices of toilet paper lately? It's crazy! So let me tell you, the housing market is not going to keep climbing up like a monkey on a tree. No way, no how.