Housing Market? It's a Big Fat Joke, Folks!

'Hey folks, have you heard about this thing called 'housing crisis'? It's been all the rage lately. Some people say it's because of the improvement of slums. But let me tell you, the only thing that's been improving is the bank accounts of those fat cat developers. And now, the regular folks out there can't even afford to buy a decent tube of toothpaste anymore! So let me tell you, the housing market is about as stable as a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks. It's not going up, folks. It's going down like a lead balloon.'