Listen Up, This Country's Gone Crazy! - A Dad's Advice

Well folks, let me tell you something. I've been trying to make something of myself since I walked out them school doors. I thought I could do it all on my own, but boy was I wrong. I wasted all these years chasing after the wrong things, and let me tell you, I let this country down. The things they teach you in those textbooks and the things you see out in the real world, they're all wrong. The only thing I got out of all these years on the internet was the real history of how to survive in this land. But unfortunately, it came a little too late. Now I'm gonna do everything in my power to teach my son what I know, and hopefully he'll choose a different path than I did.