Tom Hanks: A Satirical Poem Unveiling the Truth Behind the Nice Guy

Oh, Tom Hanks, our beloved star, We adore you from near and far. From 'Forrest Gump' to 'Toy Story', Your acting skills are never hoary.

But wait, let’s take a closer look, At your life, and at your book. You seem to always play the nice guy, But is that really the truth, or a lie?

Your roles are always so wholesome, But behind the scenes, you’re just a rascal. You’ve got a dark side, we can tell, From your obsession with typewriters, oh well.

You’re always charming on the screen, But in real life, you’re just plain mean. You hoard all the Oscars, it’s not fair, Leaving others with nothing to spare.

And let’s not forget your love for Greece, Your obsession with feta, and gyros, oh please. You’re always posting on Instagram, But we know it’s just a marketing scam.

So, Tom Hanks, we’re on to you, Your good-guy act is just a ruse. But we’ll still watch your films with glee, And pretend you’re the nice guy we see.