甜蜜的胖矮妻：一首献给我的爱人

Yo yo yo, listen up, y'all I got a story 'bout my girl, she's short 'n' wide But let me tell you, she's still my ride or die

She may be small in size, but she's big in heart She's always by my side, right from the start She's got a smile that lights up the room And a laugh that makes the whole world boom

Her curves are like mountains, soft and smooth And when she hugs me tight, it's like a warm cocoon She may not be a model, but she's my queen And I'll love her forever, that's not just a dream

So don't you underestimate my girl She's got a fire in her soul that can light up the world She's the one that I chose, and I'm proud to say That I'll always be with her, every single day

So let's raise a glass to my short and stout She's the one that I love, without a doubt And if anyone tries to bring her down They'll have to answer to me, 'cause she wears the crown.