But now just telling corny dad jokes and working my bunz off

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?

Because it lost its bearings!

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don't scientists trust stairs?

Because they're always up to something!

I used to work at a bakery, but I couldn't make enough dough!

I've been working so hard, I'm starting to feel like a well-done steak!

Working my bunz off might make me a prime candidate for a bakery