Here's a short story joke for you:

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who loved to tell jokes. He was known to be the funniest person in town. One day, Jack decided to participate in a joke competition to prove his skills.

On the day of the competition, Jack arrived at the venue with confidence. He was ready to make everyone laugh. The judges announced that each participant would have three minutes to tell their best joke.

When it was Jack's turn, he stepped onto the stage and began his joke. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Jack delivered the punchline with a perfect timing, and the audience burst into laughter.

Feeling encouraged, Jack continued with another joke. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!" Again, the crowd erupted in laughter, and Jack couldn't be happier.

But as Jack was about to start his third joke, he accidentally slipped on a banana peel that was lying on the stage. He stumbled and fell, causing the audience to gasp in surprise. Jack quickly got up, embarrassed but determined to finish his joke.

He cleared his throat and said, "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!" The audience burst into laughter once again, but this time, they were also laughing at Jack's little mishap.

Despite the slip, Jack managed to win the competition with his hilarious jokes and unforgettable fall. He became even more famous in town as "the funny guy who slipped on a banana peel."

Translation (翻译):

从前,有一个名叫杰克的人,他喜欢讲笑话。他在镇上以幽默风趣而闻名。一天,杰克决定参加一个笑话比赛来证明自己的能力。

比赛当天,杰克带着自信来到了比赛场地。他准备让每个人都笑个够。评委宣布每个参赛者有三分钟时间讲自己最搞笑的笑话。

轮到杰克上台时,他走上舞台开始讲笑话。“为什么科学家不相信原子?因为它们构成了一切!”杰克完美地说出笑话的点睛之笔,观众们爆发出笑声。

感到鼓舞的杰克继续讲另一个笑话。“为什么骷髅不互相打架?因为他们没有胆量!”观众们再次笑得前仰后合,杰克也乐得不行。

但就在杰克准备讲第三个笑话时,他不小心踩到了舞台上的香蕉皮上。他摔倒了,引起观众们的惊呼。杰克迅速站起来,尽管尴尬但决心要完成他的笑话。

他清了清嗓子,说道:“为什么自行车会倒下来?因为它累了!”观众们再次爆发出笑声,但这一次,他们也在笑杰克的小意外。

尽管摔倒了,杰克凭借他的搞笑笑话和难忘的失足一举赢得了比赛。他变得在镇上更加有名,成为了“那个滑倒在香蕉皮上的搞笑家”

请英文短篇故事的笑话并翻译

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