The English script of the first season of Friends contains all the detailed dialogues in absolutely pure spoken language01 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate The Pilot-The Uncut Version Scene Ce

tied it around my neck... (They all stare, bemused.) Ross: (continuing) I'm fine. Phoebe: Caw. (They all look at her) Phoebe: (to Ross) What's up? Ross: I just am divorcing my wife. Phoebe: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Did you guys not get along? Chandler: (sarcastic) Yeah, you know, she's just always been a stickler for the rules, like, you can't just dump your husband and run off with the first guy you meet in a bar. (Everyone stares at him) Joey: (to Ross) Was that, like, a rhetorical question or-? Ross: I don't know, I don't know. I mean, it's like, you wake up every day, and it's the same thing. (He takes a tissue) I just can't keep doing it. Monica: Hey, you know, it's like, when you were a kid, and you, you know, you think about what your life is gonna be like, I never thought I'd be divorced and living with my best friend. Chandler: (to Ross) You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her. Ross: (to Monica) You're gonna be fine. You know that, right? I mean, sure, it's gonna be hard, for a while, but you're gonna make it through. (He hugs her and starts to leave) Ross: Hey, you guys, uhh, you wanna help me put up the Christmas lights? Chandler: Wait, I thought you didn't have to work today. Ross: Tag's sick. Chandler: (sarcastic) Oh, that's too bad, because I was gonna take him to the game. (Ross exits, they all continue talking) EN