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So there's this internet celebrity, right? And she had a bit of a tech malfunction and her beauty filter didn't work. And let me tell you folks, it was a real shocker. Turns out she's actually a middle-aged woman who's, uh, not winning any beauty contests anytime soon. And boy did that cause a stir online. Her biggest fan, who had been throwing money at her left and right, was so ticked off that he deleted his account.

Now listen, I'm not saying that everyone has to be a supermodel, okay? We can't help how we're born. But what's not okay is purposely deceiving people. It's like, sure, maybe you're not blessed with the best looks in the world, but that doesn't mean you have to go and airbrush yourself into a completely different person. That's just plain dishonest. And with all these beauty apps and algorithms out there, it's getting harder and harder to even tell what's real and what's fake. It's like makeup, right? It's one thing to use a little bit to enhance your features, but when you're going full-on Picasso with the contouring, it's like...what are you even trying to prove? And don't even get me started on people who use these tools to make money. It's like, congrats, you've found a way to con people out of their hard-earned cash. Real classy. But hey, I guess in this day and age, having ethics is just another way of saying you're broke. Sad!