Tom's Hilarious Trip to Buy Glasses

Tom Foester lived a quiet life, rarely leaving his home. One day, he ventured into town to buy supplies at the market. After his shopping, he stopped at a restaurant and sat alone at a table. As he looked around, he noticed several older people putting on glasses before reading their newspapers. Inspired, Tom decided to buy himself some glasses too. He walked along the road, soon finding a shop. The shopkeeper made him try on numerous pairs, but Tom kept saying, 'No, I can't read with these.' The shopkeeper grew increasingly puzzled until he finally asked, 'Excuse me, but can you read at all?' 'No, of course I can't!' Tom said angrily, 'If I was already able to read, do you think I would have come here to buy glasses?'

The old people in the restaurant read their newspapers A. with glasses on B. with glass pipes in their mouths C. with glasses of beer in front of them D. with glasses off

Answer: A. with glasses on