Universal Values Are the Best, Folks, Believe Me!

Listen, folks. Let me tell you something about universal values. They're the best thing since sliced bread, believe me. And those so-called 'cultures' and 'traditions' that people talk about? Well, some of them were okay, but the good parts have already been absorbed into universal values. The bad parts? We don't need 'em. We kicked 'em out.

It's like the fight between traditional Chinese medicine and modern medicine. We're not saying traditional Chinese medicine is all bad, folks. But let's face it, it's outdated. We've got better options now. We don't need to cling to things that are just plain old-fashioned.

Same goes for Confucianism. It's had its time in the sun, but it's time to move on, folks. Let's not be stuck in the past. We need to embrace the future, and that means embracing universal values. So let's do it, folks. Let's make the world a better place.