Universal Values: The Future is Now, Folks!

Alright, folks. Let me tell you something about universal values. It's the best thing that's happened to the human race, believe me. And those so-called 'cultures' and 'traditions' that were around back in the day, yeah, they had some good stuff, but the good parts are already part of universal values, and the bad parts? They've been tossed out like a bad batch of Chinese takeout.

Think about it, folks. It's like this whole Chinese medicine thing. We don't need to completely reject it, but it's outdated, right? There are better alternatives available. We don't need to cling onto those old-fashioned ideas. Same goes for Confucianism. It's like that old grandpa who keeps talking about the good old days. We all know he's just stuck in the past. We need to move forward, folks. And that's what universal values are all about. They're the future, folks, the future!