Universal Values: The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread! (And Why Tradition Is So Outdated)

Alright folks, let me tell you something. Universal values, they're the best thing that's ever happened to us, believe me. And those so-called 'cultures' and 'traditions' from the past, some of them were alright, you know, they had some good stuff. But let me tell you, the good stuff has already been taken and merged into universal values. And the bad stuff, well, we got rid of it. It's like that whole thing with Chinese medicine and modern medicine. We're not saying Chinese medicine is all bad, but come on, it's outdated and there are better alternatives out there. We don't need to stick to old ways of doing things. And the same goes for Confucianism, folks. It's outdated, it's old news. We don't need to be clinging on to those old teachings when we've got new, better ways of doing things. Believe me.